My Name Is Bratcher Lev

Tomorrow, 08.27.09, is your third birthday. You're starting to show your age, my friend.

I guess you weren't really giving me a peace sign backwards. You had two fingers up, but it was more "What up, Dawg?" than ...

I've come across a revelation. A revelation, at least, to me. A couple of places on the intertubes have called it "The Brad Pitt Ru...

After watching a couple of episodes of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" . . . . . . it is becoming more probable that I will never have chil...

I missed it! My two year birthday came and went, and I had no idea. Poo. (that's two fecal interjections in 17 words. Not too shabby.)

I really did. I had every intention of coming back. There were several ideas that had come to fruition enough to immortalize in text. Partly...

I've got something brewing. Give me some time to form it.

I took a ten minute dream in the passenger seat While the world was flying by I haven't been gone very long But it feels like a lifetime...